All videos in category FakeTaxi (162 videos)

  • It was raining really hard outside, so when I saw Cassie Del Isla flagging down the cab without an umbrella, I figured she wasn’t native to London. It was the gorgeous French lady’s first time in the UK, so I used my tried and true pickup line: I offered her a free cab ride if…

  • A pretty blonde lady got into the backseat of the Fake Taxi today, and based on the jacket she was wearing, I guessed she was Loula Lou, the woman John had told me about. When she told me she had just taken the train to Sheffield, I knew for sure: this was the lass that…

  • I saw Amber Jayne flagging down the cab on the side of the road and said to myself “this looks like a slut!” Amber was a blonde MILF headed to the parade of shops near the station. I knew the place well: there had been an uproar recently in the paper about how a sex…

  • “Hang on a minute,” Michelle Thorne exclaimed getting in the Fake Taxi, “you’re not John!” A real detective, this beautiful blonde MILF. John was off on vacation, so he asked me to fill in for the week. I knew all about Michelle Thorne before she said a word: my old man John had told me…

  • Loula Lou hailed the cab today, a busty blonde headed to the station to bunk the train to Sheffield. She had this big hairy coat on and seemed to be a joker, so I asked her if her pussy was as hairy as her jacket! To my surprise and pleasure, Loula pulled her pants down…

  • Fit brunette Princess Jasmine flagged the Fake Taxi down today, a busty babe in workout wear. Jasmine had just finished at the gym, and was headed to the new apartments by the green. I could immediately tells from the way she spoke that she had a naughty side about her, because she was right flirty….

  • Cherry Kiss was in a panic, and started banging on my cab’s door, begging to be let in! I started to drive, and the beautiful blonde with the big tits told me how she had slept over a friend’s house, but his girlfriend came home prematurely and freaked out. Green with jealously, the girlfriend had…

  • “Oh shit, hell no,” I said to myself when I saw Valerie Fox flagging down the Fake Taxi while dressed like a slut. My ex-girlfriend Valerie tends to call me when her rich new boyfriend isn’t paying enough attention to her arsehole. I drove past her, but knew if I didn’t go back it would…

  • It was a quiet day filled with boring passengers, so imagine my joy when busty German Jolee Love got into my Taxi. Jolee was here for holiday by herself, and said she needed to get away from her house a little bit. She worked from home as a cam girl, and explained she showed off…

  • A hot blonde flagged the Fake Taxi down today, a busty babe by the name of Amber Deen. Amber was headed to the airport on her way to a trip to Portugal with her girlfriends. Her flight wasn’t for another five hours, but her and the gals were headed to the gate early to goof…

  • This adorable blonde named Madison Stuart got into the cab today asking for a ride to the doctor’s. I asked her what was wrong, and Madison confessed she had some pain in her knee. Jokingly, I suggested it was because she spent too much time on her knees. She giggled and called me a dirty…

  • It was a bloody cold in London, the day I turned a corner to see Sexy Cleo flagging down the cab. She was freezing, the poor darling, and unfortunately for her, the Fake Taxi’s heater was still broken. You know how women are when they’re cold, they’ll do anything for a warm touch, so she…

  • I was a little late to meet Diverse Stacy for our Valentine’s Day date, and she was quite angry with me. I had bought her some flowers (she didn’t like them) and written her a poem (she hated it), but when I gave her the bottle I bought her as a gift, she was right…

  • I picked Kitty Misfit up on the side of the road, and the poor woman looked to be freezing! Snow had fallen recently, and the car heater was broken, so it wasn’t much warmer in the cab. Kitty asked me to take her to the post office, and off we went. We got to discussing…

  • Angel Emily got into my taxi today, a beautiful woman who told me she was from France. Angel was visiting the Czech Republic on vacation, but had not really had the chance to experience the city. She asked me if I could take her to the train station, which was no problem, but I offered…

  • Arian Joy opened the door to my taxi today looking rather dejected. She had just been on a date with a man she met online, but when she got to the meeting place, she found out he had lied to her and used fake pictures. He was ugly, she was angry, and she wanted to…

  • Dayana Ice opened my cab door today. She was a hot and sexy blonde MILF wearing black fur, and she looked very classy. Dayana was headed to the airport in order to fly to Russia to see a girlfriend. When we pulled up to the airport, she didn’t have enough money to pay my fare….

  • A gorgeous woman named Canela Skin got into the taxi today. Canela had just landed in Prague the day before, so she didn’t really know where to go. I told her I’d take her to the center of town, and while I was driving, we got to chatting. Canela was clearly Latina, so I asked…

  • I was having a very lucrative day in the Fake Taxi when I turned the corner and saw Barbie Sins flagging down the cab. I recognized that sexy little fucker right away. Barbie was on her way to see someone who liked her to dress up as a nurse, complete with big white knickers! It…

  • The day was a busy one, and I was waiting for my next customer when Kira Thorn opened the door to the FakeTaxi. She engaged in a rather angry sounding phone call, then abruptly hung up. I asked what was wrong, and Kira revealed she had just found out her boyfriend had cheated on her….

  • I didn’t recognize her at first, but cheeky minx Holly Kiss got into my cab today dressed smartly in a black blazer. Last time we fucked she had recorded the whole thing for her husband to wank to. Holly told me her husband had loved it, but needed some new material. I really needed to…

  • A blonde bombshell by the name of Cindy Sun got into my cab today, and was she ever beautiful! I love me the bimbo look, and Cindy was a particularly beautiful variety. Cindy was from Finland, and had come to England on a mission. Her mission, she explained, was to try cock from every country…

  • It was another bloody cold day here in London, but Minel Mojado was smoking hot! She was visiting from Hungary, and it was her first time ever in a UK cab. I told her about the little tradition we have here in London, how when it’s a lady’s first cab ride the driver must offer…

  • Alice Judge got into the Fake Taxi today complaining about the cold. I like to tell ladies the car’s heater is broken, makes them want to snuggle up and get warm, and Alice was no different. She was covered in pretty tattoos, so I complimented her, being a fan of nice ink myself. Alice invited…

  • I was having a slow day in the Fake Taxi today, so Verona Sky opening my door was a welcome distraction. The 27 year old didn’t look a day over 23, and she was headed to a business meeting in the center. She asked me in if she could change in the backseat, which was…

  • Julia De Lucia got in my cab today, and I guess she was expecting John or something. That’s what she said, anyway, then she told me how she was disappointed because she wanted to rub her pussy on his beard! Well, I don’t have a beard, but I’ve got a bigger cock than John does,…

  • The moment tattooed hottie Millie Santoro got into my cab, she started complaining about her ex-boyfriend. They had just broken up and she had taken his chain, and it had been a rough day. She wanted me to take her to the off-license, but then changed her mind and asked if I knew of any…

  • When Diverse Stacey told me to bring her to nearest bar as quickly as possible, I could tell something was off with her. She told me she had just been sacked because she was fucking her boss…while simultaneously carrying on an affair with his wife! Quite the love triangle for this personal trainer, but I’ve…

  • Jenny Manson had some trouble opening the door and getting into the cab, but one look at her and I could tell I wanted to get inside her! The Russian beauty was visiting Prague, and had come alone without her boyfriend or her friends. She asked to go to the center of town, so I…

  • It had been a while since the time I shagged Victoria Summer in the park, so I guessed she didn’t recognize me when she got into the cab. Victoria was doing the walk of shame after a night with a bloke who had sorely disappointed her sexually. When I hinted at our previous encounter, the…

  • A French fox named Rachel Adjani got into my taxi today. Rachel was headed to the airport, which I was only able to understand with some effort: she didn’t really speak any English, and I don’t speak French. Luckily for the two of us, the language of lust is international! Rachel had this look in…

  • I noticed a slim minx on the side of the road today flagging me down, so I let Lilyan Red hop into the backseat. Lilyan was headed to the center of town to get naughty at a stripclub. I’ve been known to enjoy a little nudity in my free time, so I offered her a…

  • I was about to start my shift when I got a call from Myla Elyse. The cheeky minx was horny, and wanted a booty call! Myla lived all the way across town, so to convince me to come see her she told me I could fuck her in the arse. I must’ve ran three red…

  • It had been a while since I had seen Valentina Bianco’s great tits in the Fake Taxi, so I considered myself lucky when she flagged down the cab. She didn’t recognize me with the beard, so when she told me she only had Euros, and told me the story of sucking a driver’s cock for…

  • I tried to remain a gentleman when Rhiannon Ryder got into my cab today, but she wasn’t even going anywhere: she just flagged me down to get some dick! I thought she was joking, and maybe she was headed to the college again, but then she pulled down her panties and started using a vibrator…

  • I had quite the surprise in the FakeTaxi this morning: Mila Milan had spent the night! I had driven a bit before she woke up, and finding her in the backseat scared the life out of me. She was waiting for a flight, but lost her wallet, so she could’ve slept in the street or…

  • Raven-haired beauty Dion De Rossi flagged my cab down from the side of the road. Dion, an Aussie, was headed to the estate agent to rent a flat here in London. She had just moved here, so I told her about my little tradition: a free ride if she flashed me her tits! Well, the…

  • I was having a pretty busy day when I picked up Georgie Lyall. Georgie had a thick Scottish accent, and I couldn’t help but poking a bit of fun at her, so I joked that I wouldn’t expect a tip. That set her off, and Georgie exclaimed that while her pussy was tight, her purse…

  • The moment I saw my girlfriend Eva Johnson, I knew I was in trouble. I had avoided her calls because I was getting so much pussy in the FakeTaxi, and she was proper angry. She hadn’t been in the cab long before she was dumping me. She said the sex was good, but I wasn’t…

  • It was a very cold day, so Rina Ellis’s knee-high socks got my attention. She hopped in my cab, and told me she was headed to the dentist to have her wisdom teeth removed. Maybe it was the nerves, but Rina started talking shit about my cab. I told her it was old like me,…

  • I saw Aubrey Black on the side of the road today, hailing down my cab. I could see her big tits from around the corner! Born in New Zealand but raised in Australia, Aubrey had quite the sexy accent, and an even sexier body! It was her first time here in London, so I told…

  • I saw Sophie Anderson’s big fake tits from around the corner, so when she flagged the cab down I was quite pleased She was a right filthy slut, and started talking about how erect her nipples were the second she sat down! She was teasing me a bit when I saw my old fling Michelle…

  • Misha Cross got into my cab today, and I was immediately attracted to her. She had a soft smile, natural tits, and a slim waist I couldn’t stop staring at. Misha told me she was from Poland, and had come to this country to see friends and explore. We had a nice conversation and she…

  • Yasmeena was my client in the FakeTaxi today, a beautiful Afghan woman on her first visit to Prague. We got to chatting, and Yasmeena told me how Afghanistan was a very conservative country, and after hearing about the open-minded atmosphere of the Czech Republic, she just had to come see what it was like. She…

  • Linda Sweet was headed to the center of town and it was cold outside, so she hopped into my cab. Shy but pretty, Linda was quiet, and it took some time to get her talking. She was single, she told me, having just broke up with a boyfriend, but was having trouble finding a new…

  • The stunning Pippa Blonde got into my cab today headed to the office blocks across town. Pippa was wearing a tight pink dress that didn’t leave much to the imagination, which was the look she was going for seeing as she was on her way to a job interview. I asked her if she had…

  • Myla Elyse flagged my cab down today while standing in the rain, the poor darling. She was dressed smart, like a proper lady, and was on her way to the West End. She had taken shelter under a tree, and the sound of the falling raindrops had made her need to go to toilet. Unfortunately…

  • I picked up a curvy woman named Princess Paris today, a redhead with big natural tits. She was dressed in tight leather pants, wearing heels and a leather choker, so I thought I recognized her as one of the promiscuous types who hang around the station. Turns out I had mistaken her for another hot…

  • Adreena hopped into my taxi today, a smart-dressed woman on her way to the library. Wearing a blazer and tights, she seemed like a put-together woman, so when she asked me how the backseats had gotten so worn out, I tried to deflect the question. I didn’t want to make her blush! To my surprise,…

  • It was my first time driving the FakeTaxi today, and the ride I had with Melody Pleasure guaranteed it won’t be my last! I saw this pretty blonde babe walking along the side of the road, hailing a cab. By the look of her long legs and firm ass, she looked like she could be…

  • It was colder outside than a witch’s tits, so when I saw Nova Shields wearing nothing but a skimpy dress and flagging down my cab, I stopped to let her in. She wasn’t headed far, just on her way home to pick up her purse. Now I’ve had women try that trick on me before,…

  • A tall woman in a short skirt with a huge bag flagged me down today. She had quite the time getting her luggage into the backseat, but we made it all the same. I recognized the voice a little, a Barcelona cadence, and it turns out she was my old fling Julia de Lucia! It…

  • There was a Dutch girl on the side of the road hailing my cab today. She was tall, blonde, and wearing fucking horny black stockings. Melody Pleasure wanted a ride to a faraway location, so I asked her if she could pay for it. Not to worry, she told me! We got to chatting about…

  • It was easy to spot Madison Pheonix on the street, because how often do you see a beautiful woman with big tits and bright green hair? Madison asked me to take her down to the tattoo parlour. She was headed to the shop for a consultation, one she said would cost a lot of money,…

  • It was a busy day, but I’ll always stop to pick up a pretty lady in a red dress. Star Del Ray was headed to the pub. She had just finished a job interview, and she felt pretty confident she would get the position. Why was she so confident? Apparently she had sucked the bloke’s…

  • They say Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but it turns out that’s also the best way to make her horny! I picked up Maddison Rose, a petite brunette spinner with the most adorable tiny tits, while she was on her way to work. It was a bit late in the morning, but…

  • Raven haired hottie Catalia Valentine hopped into the cab this morning dressed to the nines. Seeing as it was barely breakfast time, there could only be one explanation for her fancy dress: Catalia was doing the walk of shame! She seemed upset about it too. Apparently the idiot she had gone home with the night…

  • It was a busy day in the Fake Taxi, with many fares coming and going. Lots of pretty ladies (and pretty arses) had sat in my cab that day, and I was starting to get horny. Lucky for me, my next client was Rhiannon Ryder. As she climbed into the back seat, she noticed another…

  • It must’ve been my lucky day. I was driving down the road when a pretty little number flagged me down. She was wearing a “Popular Sluts Club” t-shirt that showed off her perky little tits, so I figured it would be a fun ride. Liz looked a little familiar, but it wasn’t until she mentioned…

  • It was a bloody cold, rainy day, and I was counting up my earnings at the end of my shift. That’s when Skyler McKay came up to my cab needing a ride to a place about an hour’s drive. She looked fucking sexy, but it had been a long shift, so I had to turn…

  • Daphne got into my taxi today, a sexy minx in a short dress. She had a beautiful accent, being from Holland and living in Sweden. When I found out it was her first time here in England, I had to tell her about my favourite British tradition. You know the one: if a passenger flashes…

  • I was feeling silly on the crisp night Lovita Fate knocked on my cab’s window. She was wearing a pink top that hardly contained her tits and jean shorts: an outfit that screamed “I want dick!” Lovita was on her way to a male strip club. Apparently, she had won big at bingo, and since…

  • Night had fallen and I had just about finished my shift when Sunny Honey knocked on the cab window. She was rather wandering all alone in the dark and had a great ass, so I agreed to give her a ride. The skinny brunette told me how she was in Prague for schooling, and going…

  • I was waiting for my next call when Jureka Del Mar knocked on my cab’s window. She was here on vacation from Thailand, and needed a little help getting around. I had never seen a Thai girl in my car before, so this was a particular treat. She was so pretty, with a thin waist…

  • Carmel Anderson is a fresh-faced fit blonde who got into my cab in the middle of the day asking for a ride to the local college. It being mid-summer and all, I was under the impression that classes had broken up for the holidays. They had, but not for Carmel, who had been kicked out…

  • Lexi Lou flagged the cab down today, a real looker with long legs and a thin waist. As she got into my cab something fell out the door and, being a gentleman, I got out to pick it up for her. It was a butt plug, a butt plug that had been in her ass…

  • I had given Barbie a ride the other week and she thought she might have a go at driving the taxi herself. She was so keen to start that she was already wearing a strap-on when I picked her up! I started filling her in on the protocol when she noticed Honour May on the…

  • The rain had just fallen pretty heavily, so when Cherry flagged me down I knew she wanted a good ride. Cherry was telling me she was headed to the pub to meet with some girlfriends when she realized she had forgotten her purse. Now excuse my skepticism, but I’ve heard that line plenty of times…

  • “Can you take me to the butt street?” That’s what Thai stunner Miss Pinay asked me when I inquired where she wanted to go. Almost took me for a loop, never heard Bute Street pronounced that way! Turns out she was a masseuse, which I thought was brilliant. Been getting sore, driving this taxi around…

  • Jai got caught in the rain but lucky for her I was passing through the area. When she got in my cab I noticed how dolled up she was, which I thought was odd for an afternoon. Turns out the dirty girl was a stripper on her lunch break from the club! Of course, since…

  • So there I was, minding my own business and setting up my cab for the day’s work, when I hear somebody get in behind me! Startled me half to death it did, but when I turned around to defend myself, here’s this cheeky brunette wearing a mask. Last I checked Halloween is in October, isn’t…

  • Cassidy wanted to go to London, to see the Queen! She was visiting from California, so I offered her to be part of our London taxi tradition, and flash her tits for a free ride. The pretty brunette didn’t even hesitate–then she asked me what she would get if she showed me her pussy! Well,…

  • Barbie Sins is one of the best arse lickers in the business, that’s for sure. When the buxom blonde wanted to meet me today, I thought she wanted another run at The Bishop, but she made a confession when she got in the car: she was after cock and pussy, and was wondering if she…

  • When Summer Rose got in my cab today, I admit it: I couldn’t stop staring at her tits in that sundress! When I told her, she blushed, and I decided to push my luck and ask her for a little flash in exchange for a free ride. Summer took those big beautiful knockers out of…

  • It was a scorching hot day when I picked up lovely Lola Marie. She asked me to take it easy on the bumps because she’d drank so much water, she had to pee very badly! But the bumps got the better of her, and she pissed a little in the back of my car. I…

  • Trouble got in my taxi today, saying she was up to no good. The very sexy Emma Louise was on her way to see her boyfriend but I asked if she would like to get up to no good with me first! I’d missed that sexy little body of hers: those big fake tits, that…

  • Gorgeous hot-pink-haired fetish model Alexxa Vice was on her way to do some promotion at a local sex shop that was launching some new fetish stuff. She showed me the leather dominatrix bra and panties she was wearing underneath her big coat, and her nipples were just spilling out! She was feeling frisky before the…

  • I picked up Sam today, on his way to uni, and he’d shot up so much since I last saw him! But he told me he was on his way to school to quit! He said something about not being very smart, plus there was a girl he fancied who much preferred the jock type….

  • Beautiful dark-haired MILF Ella Bella was on her way to the publishing house for her first day temping as a secretary, but she had to stop somewhere for a wee. I found a nice grassy place, and while she was squatting behind the door, I walked up behind her as a surprise! She told me…

  • I picked up beautiful ginger Zara Durose today, looking all sophisticated in a crimson red dress and matching lipstick. What a stunner! And when I asked her where she was going, she said to a secret location to attend a sex party! I tried to see if I could get an invite, and the lovely…

  • Well, you know what they say, an arse for an arse, until everyone is shagged! I drove past Miss Jasmine Lau today, a beautiful lady in a little pink sundress, and turned around to offer her a ride. She didn’t know it, but she is just my type. Dark hair, creamy skin, hot as fuck….

  • Picked up beauty blonde Sienna today, on her way to the airport, and she didn’t recognize me on account of my beard disguise! She was on her way to Marbella, eager for dick, but had a couple of hours before her flight. I suggested since she was so eager, maybe I could bend her over…

  • Rebecca Jane Smith was on her way to the pub to meet with her girlfriends, and was intent to getting to the bottom of a rumor she’d heard! Apparently one of her friends had had a tryst with a female taxi driver in the area, and Rebecca was curious if I knew this kind of…

  • April was struggling to bring her painting supplies to her new flat, so I played hero and gave the damsel in distress the chance to grab a cab to her place. When she asked for some help to get her paint cans up to the top, I couldn’t say no to the gorgeous little spinner….

  • Hot blonde estate agent Barbie Sins told me all her clients were friendly and had great service from her, but I still believe they’re all crooks! I was telling her about having my estate praised for 1.8 million as I drove her to work, but I was having difficulty tearing my eyes away from her…

  • I picked up Sasha Steele today to introduce her to my new beard and see if she was still up for driving the taxi sometimes, and she looked fucking hot, all dressed up for summer. I had an appointment with my hot lady doctor, so I couldn’t stay long, especially since she was giving me…

  • I was just back from the gym, all dressed up in my best stockings, and feeling quite horny, when Billy King got in my cab, looking all fit on his way to Camp. The handsome bloke does communications for the Marines, he told me, and is often stationed overseas. A proper action man, in my…

  • Stacey Saran was looking rather fine when she stepped in my cab today in her little blue sundress with those long legs on display, and that big floppy sunhat. All posh and proper! Of course, she didn’t recognize me at first due to my new beard. As I caught her up on the drama with…

  • Still on the lam from my former Kent driving life, I met up with Michelle Thorne today to tell her why I’d been hiding out. She couldn’t believe the story, and was glad I was okay. Of course, she was looking super fit with those enormous tits of hers poking out of that little dress!…

  • I picked up Max Deeds today and he wanted a ride to the train station, but I offered the handsome bloke something even better! He was on his way to see his mates in London, and obviously wasn’t used to having a female taxi driver. I told young Max that there are many female cab…

  • Punky blonde beauty Megan Talerico was on her way home from work, and told me that once, a taxi driver gave her a free ride in exchange for a kiss. I told her it will take a lot more than that in this cab! Then she asked if she showed me her perky tits, would…

  • Karol jumped in my cab today, asking me how fast I could go! She had been having sex with her lover when his girlfriend came in, and had to run. While I was driving, she took off her jeans to put her underwear back on, flashing me her nice pussy. I told her she could…

  • Punk chick Candy Alexa hopped in my cab today, looking to go to the skate park, and sucking on a giant lollypop, but she sure wasn’t in the mood to chat! She just kept saying “I am busy, I am busy” and sucking on that thing, then before I knew it, she was spreading her…

  • I saw pretty ginger Chelsy struggling with her suitcase at the bus stop, and got her attention to see if she needed some assistance. She’d missed her ride and didn’t have enough cash to get home, but I told her I could give her the student discount! And once we were in the car, I…

  • Paris was bored with her college classes today, so she skipped off to meet her boyfriend, but when she found out I knew one of the professors there, the punky babe begged me not to tell him! She was right. I didn’t feel good taking her away from the college, where they are very strict,…

  • Arwen was going to the doctor to ask about artificial insemination, because her man’s sperm couldn’t get her pregnant! The beauty Russian said she had asked all of her friends, but nobody was able to help. Then out of nowhere, she asked to see my cock! I said, sure, why not? She was a very…

  • Izzy was on her way to shop in Pariska, the most expensive shopping district in Belgrade, so I’d already guessed she was a snob, but it was much worse than that! She wouldn’t make conversation on the drive, and then flat-out told me she doesn’t speak to taxi drivers! In fact, she said only takes…